teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(vía crunchier)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Fuente: fzur, vía crunchier)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Fuente: rocmah, vía stop)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Fuente: urbxngod, vía legalmexican)

gangsterpng:

when the teacher collects the homework and you’ve actually done it

image

(vía crunchier)

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(vía legalmexican)

*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?
me:

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(vía iceboats)

(Fuente: ellendegeneres, vía stop)

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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(Fuente: marco-kissed-a-horseface, vía stop)